LOL so true
Age 0 to 4
trust breath; first smack; first liquid diet.
Interdiction to adoring, overbearing adults in general, family in Particular.
trust breath; first smack; first liquid diet.
Interdiction to adoring, overbearing adults in general, family in Particular.
5 to 12
avoidance learning; chores, homework, dentists, visiting cheek pinching relations.
avoidance learning; chores, homework, dentists, visiting cheek pinching relations.
13 to 19
confusion period; the art of confusing everyone least those tuned into the “language” ( teenlingo, similar to understanding, therefor undecipherable ultra Galactic planet 90 millions light years away).
confusion period; the art of confusing everyone least those tuned into the “language” ( teenlingo, similar to understanding, therefor undecipherable ultra Galactic planet 90 millions light years away).
20 to whatever
coping era; taxes, voting, number accumulations ( social security, drivers, license, change cards ) hair loss, teeth displacement; did i mention taxes?
middle age spread; realization years teens speak some really foreign lingo you can’t understand.
coping era; taxes, voting, number accumulations ( social security, drivers, license, change cards ) hair loss, teeth displacement; did i mention taxes?
middle age spread; realization years teens speak some really foreign lingo you can’t understand.
this has been a test!
had this been an actual life, you would have been issued an instruction manual complete with index and cross references supplements.
all un-necessary experiences would have been deleted and all potential hazards would have been blacked out.
had this been an actual life, you would have been issued an instruction manual complete with index and cross references supplements.
all un-necessary experiences would have been deleted and all potential hazards would have been blacked out.
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